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==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
 
<poem style="font-style:italic; margin-left:20px;">
 
<poem style="font-style:italic; margin-left:20px;">
Chip the glasses, crack the plates!
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Blunt the knives bend the forks!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
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Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates,
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Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
So carefully, carefully with the plates!
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That's what Bilbo Baggins hates -
  
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
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Cut the cloth tread on the fat!
Smash the bottles, burn the corks!
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Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates,
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Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
So carefully, carefully with the plates!
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Splash the wine on every door!
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Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
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Pound them up with a thumping pole;
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And when you've finished, if they are whole,
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Send them down the hall to roll!
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That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
 
</poem>
 
</poem>
  

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