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That's What Bilbo Baggins Hates

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Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
 
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
 
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
 
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!
 
  
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Splash the wine on every door!
 
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
 
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
 
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
 
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
 
And when you've finished, if they are whole,
 
And when you've finished, if they are whole,
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Send them down the hall to roll!
 
Send them down the hall to roll!
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(Flute solo)
  
 
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
 
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

Revision as of 18:37, 19 May 2013

This article is about the adaptation of Chip the glasses and crack the plates in The Hobbit (1977 film). For the original song in J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit, see Chip the glasses and crack the plates.

That's What Bilbo Baggins Hates is a song from the 1977 adaptation of The Hobbit, the lyrics are based on the poem from the book. The lyrics were adapted by Jules Bass and the music by Maury Laws. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey features a similar adaptation of the poem.

Lyrics

Blunt the knives bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates -

Cut the cloth tread on the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!

Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if they are whole,

Send them down the hall to roll!

(Flute solo)

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

See also