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		<title>That&#039;s What Bilbo Baggins Hates</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;94.170.120.52: /* Lyrics */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Disambig-two|the adaptation of [[Chip the glasses and crack the plates]] in [[The Hobbit (1977 film)|&#039;&#039;The Hobbit&#039;&#039; (1977 film)]]|original song in [[J.R.R. Tolkien]]&#039;s &#039;&#039;[[The Hobbit]]&#039;&#039;|[[Chip the glasses and crack the plates]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;That&#039;s What Bilbo Baggins Hates&#039;&#039;&#039; is a song from the [[The Hobbit (1977 film)|1977 adaptation]] of &#039;&#039;[[The Hobbit]]&#039;&#039;, the lyrics are based on [[Chip the glasses and crack the plates|the poem from the book]]. The lyrics were adapted by [[Jules Bass]] and the music by [[Maury Laws]]. &#039;&#039;[[The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey]]&#039;&#039; features [[Blunt the Knives|a similar adaptation]] of the poem.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Lyrics==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;poem style=&amp;quot;font-style:italic; margin-left:20px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Blunt the knives bend the forks!&lt;br /&gt;
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!&lt;br /&gt;
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!&lt;br /&gt;
That&#039;s what Bilbo Baggins hates -&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cut the cloth tread on the fat!&lt;br /&gt;
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!&lt;br /&gt;
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Splash the wine on every door!&lt;br /&gt;
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;&lt;br /&gt;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;&lt;br /&gt;
And when you&#039;ve finished, if they are whole,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Send them down the hall to roll!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(Recorder solo)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That&#039;s what Bilbo Baggins hates!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/poem&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chip the glasses and crack the plates]], the poem in &#039;&#039;[[The Hobbit]]&#039;&#039; by [[J.R.R. Tolkien]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blunt the Knives]], the track from &#039;&#039;[[The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey]]&#039;&#039;&#039;s [[The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack - Special Edition|soundtrack]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:The Hobbit (1977 film) soundtrack]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>That&#039;s What Bilbo Baggins Hates</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;94.170.120.52: /* Lyrics */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Disambig-two|the adaptation of [[Chip the glasses and crack the plates]] in [[The Hobbit (1977 film)|&#039;&#039;The Hobbit&#039;&#039; (1977 film)]]|original song in [[J.R.R. Tolkien]]&#039;s &#039;&#039;[[The Hobbit]]&#039;&#039;|[[Chip the glasses and crack the plates]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;That&#039;s What Bilbo Baggins Hates&#039;&#039;&#039; is a song from the [[The Hobbit (1977 film)|1977 adaptation]] of &#039;&#039;[[The Hobbit]]&#039;&#039;, the lyrics are based on [[Chip the glasses and crack the plates|the poem from the book]]. The lyrics were adapted by [[Jules Bass]] and the music by [[Maury Laws]]. &#039;&#039;[[The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey]]&#039;&#039; features [[Blunt the Knives|a similar adaptation]] of the poem.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Lyrics==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;poem style=&amp;quot;font-style:italic; margin-left:20px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Blunt the knives bend the forks!&lt;br /&gt;
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!&lt;br /&gt;
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!&lt;br /&gt;
That&#039;s what Bilbo Baggins hates -&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cut the cloth tread on the fat!&lt;br /&gt;
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!&lt;br /&gt;
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Splash the wine on every door!&lt;br /&gt;
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;&lt;br /&gt;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;&lt;br /&gt;
And when you&#039;ve finished, if they are whole,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Send them down the hall to roll!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(Flute solo)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That&#039;s what Bilbo Baggins hates!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/poem&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chip the glasses and crack the plates]], the poem in &#039;&#039;[[The Hobbit]]&#039;&#039; by [[J.R.R. Tolkien]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blunt the Knives]], the track from &#039;&#039;[[The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey]]&#039;&#039;&#039;s [[The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack - Special Edition|soundtrack]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:The Hobbit (1977 film) soundtrack]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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