That's What Bilbo Baggins Hates

This article is about the adaptation of Chip the glasses and crack the plates in The Hobbit (1977 film). For the original song in J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit, see Chip the glasses and crack the plates.

That's What Bilbo Baggins Hates is a song from the 1977 adaptation of The Hobbit, the lyrics are based on the poem from the book. The lyrics were adapted by Jules Bass and the music by Maury Laws. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey features a similar adaptation of the poem.

Lyrics

Chip the glasses, crack the plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates,
So carefully, carefully with the plates!

Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles, burn the corks!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates,
So carefully, carefully with the plates!

See also

• Chip the glasses and crack the plates, the poem in The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
• Blunt the Knives, the track from The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey's soundtrack